When is a cupcake not just a cupcake??

WHEN IT'S A DRESS!!!!!!

This gives me an idea... if it were possible to move, I'd be able to take care of my wedding dress and cake all in one foul swoop!!! (Just kidding. You know I'd never give up the opportunity to look FABULOUS in a dress.)

Love,

Katie

Thought of the day...

Every woman in the world/fabulous man should be given an accessories stipend.

Love,
Katie

Genius!!!!!

What will you find at this website??

100 CUPCAKES DEPICTING 100 GAMES!!!!

Fantastic!

Love,
Katie

I want it!!

No longer will I have to awkwardly hold a book with 2 hands while sunbathing!!! Life is good again!!!

Love,

Katie

Shaken, not Stirred...

This cupcake represents the only part of a martini that I enjoy. Call me a pansy if you must...

Olive juice, you big idiot!! (Read aloud.)

I'm so glad that Sex and the City made cosmos trendy instead of dirty martinis.

Love,

Katie

Thoughts from 33,000 feet...

Yesterday I traveled all day, and kept coming up with odd little thoughts... so finally I started writing them down.

- People should have figured out metal detectors by now. If you have metal on you, it will beep. Jewelry is metal... change is metal... cell phones and iPods have metal in them... It's not so difficult. One time through should really be all it takes to figure it out, which is why I'm even more confused as to why older people don't get it. Metal detectors have been in the airport since the 70's!!! GET WITH THE PROGRAM.

- Once you eat double stuffed Oreos, no other frosting-to-cookie ratio will do.

- As soon as restaurants hit a certain status, they seem to make the decision that yellow mustard is too low-brow. Why the mustard snobbery?

- People who do crossword puzzles in pen are badass, until they're doing then in-flight crossword, then they're just an ass. (I did mine in pencil so that I could erase it and leave the crossword for someone else to enjoy.)

- I've started to realize that people seem to intentionally avoid using the word, "moist."

- Besides making sure not to get the middle seat, I'm completely ambivalent about airplane seating. Window seat gives you a place to rest your head when you sleep, and you don't have to move if someone in your aisle needs to pee. However, that seat is almost always 10 degrees colder than the adjacent ones, and you have to wake everyone up if you need to pee. Aisle seat allows you to get up to pee freely, but you have to move if anyone in your aisle wishes to evacuate their seat, and you're also more likely to get hit by the food cart traveling down the aisle.

- No one seems to realize the value of Dramamine. Everyone takes their sleeping pills... which I guess work... but why not take something with a drowsy side-effect that also eases any bump along the way? I personally like the fact that I don't feel nauseous all the time anymore. It's pretty cool.

- I'm glad that when people look at me, they know I'm a girl.

Love,
Katie

Things I want...

I want this Johnny Cupcake shirt, because it perfectly matches my want to be badass, but my absolute lack of ability to do so without ending up cutesy...

Next... I want one of these "cars"

Watch 'em move!!!

In lieu of a giant penis cake, I'd like these to be present at my hypothetical bachelorette party... Red Velvet, please!

I want my mom to finally admit that she never wears this cuff bracelet and give it to me...

Along with her Chanel purse...

Honestly, Dad needs to stop buying her this stuff.

I'd like a job, an apartment, and a hybrid car I can afford... in that order...

I'd like to know where I'll be living in a few months, and then actually live there for more than a few months...

Thank you, photoshop that I happen to have obtained without making payment. You're fun!

I'd like for someone to generously donate a collection of L.A.M.B. shoes to me... here's why...

 

Need I say more???

It would be pretty awesome to get epically good at yoga...

Although we all know what happened last time I tried this pose...

Perhaps get a kissy-face photo with someone who isn't my gay friend Sam... although I do love him and, let's face it, he's beautiful...

I'd like to see Lady Gaga wear sweatpants...

... cause it makes me giggle to think about it...

I'd like to kick my unhealthy love triangle with Ben and Jerry...

So delicious... I hate the fact that eating a pint of it doesn't faze me...

Oh... and world peace!

Love,

Katie