Apparently any concerns I might have had about my sexual prowess were not buried deeply enough. Last night my subconscious found that nugget, and delivered an extremely disgusting dream. Okay, so it wasn't as disgusting as you're now probably thinking... but it did involve THIS GUY being some sort of... tutor?
Yuck. I feel like I need to scrub my brain with 100% ethanol, and then take shots of whatever is left in the bottle.