Today I thought about it for a moment, and I realized that women are incredibly simplistic. The fact that men haven't figured things out by now is a staggering show of obliviousness. So, boys... given that a girl is attracted to you... let's say you've made it to date #2. Here is what we want:
Step 1: Unbridled passion
Step 2: Statement of devotion
Step 3: Laughter and general silliness
Anyone care to disagree?