This morning, as I was walking to the T, I was crafting a biting message to all dog owners that don't clean up after their dogs.
"Dear Inconsiderate Bastards..." it would start. Then it would go on to explain that, "The humbling experience of picking up and carrying your dog's poo in a bag might be uncomfortable for you, but by no means does this lend a valid excuse to leaving it be in the middle of the sidewalk. Why? Because no level of discomfort that they feel can match the humiliating experience of stepping in their dog's shit. NONE!"
It was going to go on forever and really lay into them, but then... POOF! I saw a man carrying a polka-dot umbrella.
What was I talking about?