I've just been informed by a friend that I have a stripper doppelganger!!! Not only that, but she will apparently beat the living daylights out of you for $50 at Show and Tell in Philadelphia. Her other talents are things I'm not quite so proud of...
This has created a wonderful situation for me. You see, any time I do anything crazy from now on... I'm blaming it on my stripper doppelganger!!!! (Unless I want to take the credit, that is.)