"I could not find any hole reinforcements."
"People don't realize the destruction caused by floaties."
"I believe I just successfully de-beefed my noodles."
"The tattoo artist is showing up as content... FUCK."
"We just want to hydrate you."
"Hello. Hello? Hello? Helloooo??!! HI!!!!!! Okay, seriously, what's up?"
"You don't look like another Mountain Dew."
Hehe... I'm going to miss it here.