Today I was appalled when a guy friend said to me: "Is eating you an upside?"
I mean... how inappropriate!!!
Except, what he really said was: "Is it eating you up inside?" He was referencing our upcoming haircut competition... I had just mentioned that he seemed really confident about his haircut, and it made me think he did something drastic, which in turn made me think I should have gotten more than a trim. In other words there is no reason why I should have misunderstood him, he was speaking completely in context, but I'm kinda glad I did.