26 January 2010

Ugly day...

In response to my current "ugly day" situation... I am going to write a song to the tune of "Lovely Day" by Bill Withers.

When my hair won't do what I want
And it looks greasy from the start
No hairspray can fix it now
A braid will have to do

Oh I look at me
The mirror's not being nice you see
Oh I look at me
And I know it's gonna be

An ugly day...
Ugly day, ugly day, ugly day, ugly day

When concealer isn't working right
And zits just won't run and hide
Foundation turns into cake
And I look like Chuckie's bride

Oh I look at me
The mirror's not being nice you see
Oh I look at me
And I know it's gonna be

An ugly day...
Ugly day, ugly day, ugly day, ugly day

When the outfit just makes it worse
Cause black and tan don't make me pop
Proportions are all just off
Fug girls would chew me out

Oh I look at me
The mirror's not being nice you see
Oh I look at me
And I know it's gonna be

An ugly day...
Ugly day, ugly day, ugly day, ugly day

Love,
Katie

1 comment:

JennySays said...

you have massacred my wedding song!!!!!!!!! funny though.