I tried to get onto MLIA the other day. Kelley and I read it and im each other back and forth with our favorites, and I felt like I truly had something to contribute. Sadly, however, my post has not shown up. So... here it is for all of you...
The other day I farted at the table in a loud bar. All of my girlfriends immediately checked their cell phones, thinking they had gotten text messages. Thank god for the vibrate setting. MLIA