Last night I went to Happy Hour at Voodoo with some of my favorite gentlemen. Here are two things I said, that happened to be perfect "that's what she said" moments...
Me: Hey Bryan, if I make my Tac-Oh no!
Bryan: What were you about to say?
Me: If I make my taco dance, will you eat it?
Kris: What are you doing?
Me: I'm trying to make sure it gets past my teeth.
I also happened to coin a new phrase: Whiskey Clit.