29 December 2009

Happy hour...

Last night I went to Happy Hour at Voodoo with some of my favorite gentlemen. Here are two things I said, that happened to be perfect "that's what she said" moments...

Me: Hey Bryan, if I make my Tac-Oh no!
Bryan: What were you about to say?
Me: If I make my taco dance, will you eat it?

Kris: What are you doing?
Me: I'm trying to make sure it gets past my teeth.

I also happened to coin a new phrase: Whiskey Clit.


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