22 December 2009

Ode to Tylenol Cold...

To the tune of "Le Disko" by Shiny Toy Guns. 

Hello little pills, little thrills
Can't believe what you're doing
Stopping all the snot
From running down my face
1/2 an hour, drink some tea
Feel the healin' sensation
Aint life sweet...
With tylenol

Now take me every 4 hours
If you wanna breathe
I'm gonna ease the pressure baby
Right above your eyes

We're gonna watch some movies
We're gonna drink some O.J.
We'll feel much better
With over-the-counter drugs


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